Jack Austin, a former astronaut. He was exposed to inappropriate levels of solar energy, giving him superintelligence. He appears to lose this intelligence at night, requiring only Earth-normal levels of daylight to reactivate it. His catchphrases are "I know EVERYTHING!" and "Knowledge is power... for real." Played by Jack Black.
Heat Vision, a talking motorcycle. He was created when Jack's unemployed roommate Doug was shot by a ray, causing him to merge with his motorcycle. He is capable of speech and can fight by ramming into opponents. He is unable to use doorknobs and is unable to right himself if pushed over. Voiced by Owen Wilson.
So yeah this is pretty much the best TV show ever made.
Created for the launch of the app Leo's Fortune, this amazingly crafted Rube Goldberg machine shows the extraordinary lengths viral marketers will go to promote their products.
Be Aware! This video may cause temporary hallucinogenic effects. But please do not be afraid, these effects usually last a few seconds. Read aloud every letter in the screen center. Do not make any mistake. In the end "LOOK AWAY NOW" when it says so in red letters.
If you feel dizzy don't worry it will soon go away or just stop watching the video.
Also make sure you have something cool to look at when you finish watching!
I claim that this run will never be improved another second! This run's exact time is 4:58.898 (17916 frames / 59.94fps) from control of Mario until hitting Bowser's axe.
If someone ever gets a 4:57, I will be EXTREMELY impressed.4:57 should be a perfect console time. It requires "hitting the lottery."
This is the world record speed run fastest completion for Super Mario Bros. the original Nintendo NES video game. This was completed using a normal NES, normal controller, and my two hands. Nothing was modified, cheated, hacked, or edited.
Speedrun History: February 26 2004, 5:11, Scott Kessler April 23 2004, 5:10, Scott Kessler October 9 2004, 5:07, Trevor Seguin November 7 2004, 5:06, Trevor Seguin September 14 2006, 5:05, Scott Kessler (5:08 by Twin Galaxies) April 10 2007, 5:00, Andrew Gardikis December 24 2010, 4:59, Andrew Gardikis December 15 2011, 4:58, Andrew Gardikis (Current) So yeah this guys serious about his mario.
Motorcyclist Jack Sanderson dropped 40ft down the cliff after narrowly avoiding a head on collision.
Jack - "I was going round the corner and I was going wider and wider and wider. When I saw the first bit of the car I knew I was in trouble. I chose to go off the cliff, rather than hit the car - it was the best thing I could do. I thought that was me dead.
"I opened my eyes at the bottom of the hill and everything was black and white.
"It's amazing how many people have seen the video. I put it on there as a warning to others as much as anything. I'm a good rider and we often think we are better than we are. If you are going to be stupid things like this will happen.
"I always have a camera on my head, it's just for fun but also there if anything happens."
The FAA ( Federal, Aviation, Administration ) is supposedly investigating the reports of unmanned aerial drone flights during various fireworks displays. Fortunately they appear to only be investigating those that are struck during flight, which is good news as we all get to watch this amazing youtube video shows.
On April 22, 2008, during a routine training exercise, the man in the blue shirt, Randy Miller, was mauled to death by a 5-year old grizzly bear named Rocky. An autopsy revealed that he died within minutes of the attack.
Until Miller's death, Rocky was best known for appearing as Dewey the Killer Bear in a scene from the 2008 film Semi-Pro in which he wrestled Will Ferrell's body double Randy Miller.
The California Highway Patrol was last night facing a potential federal investigation into the circumstances that led to the “excessive and brutal” repeated punching of a prostrate and apparently unarmed black woman by a Patrol officer.
Police in California are investigating the incident which was recorded on a mobile phone. Civil rights groups and community activists demanded a federal probe. In the video, posted on YouTube and viewed by tens of thousands of people at the time of writing, the officer, reportedly since placed on “administrative leave”, was seen delivering several blows to the woman’s face on the side of a busy road.
Paper marbling is a method of aqueous surface design, which can produce patterns similar to smooth marble or other stone. The patterns are the result of color floated on either plain water or a viscous solution known as size, and then carefully transferred to an absorbent surface, such as paper or fabric. Through several centuries, people have applied marbled materials to a variety of surfaces. It is often employed as a writing surface for calligraphy, and especially book covers and endpapers in bookbinding and stationery. Part of its appeal is that each print is a uniquemonotype.
